About the Author

Andrea is a Virgo; a California girl; a user of semi-colons, oft-inappropriately.

She works in tech. She is very good at trivia, with a particular emphasis on '90s hip hop. She likes her wellness punctuated by day drinking and her organic beauty routine complemented by nuclear-grade chemicals. She has been spending all her money on beauty products since her very first allowance and her very first watermelon Lip Smacker, and thinks, perhaps, it's time to write some things down.

She resides in San Francisco. (But flees whenever it's cold).